Historically, a stitch would have, in time, saved nine. But time falls apart. That Gildan's Heavy Cotton 5 pack is 9.97$. The entrepreneur increasing stitches per time's inch warps our fabric into the non-Euclidean lettuce-like frill adorning our cuffs and cravats. Yet everyone desperate announcing, "but I don't want to be a pirate" capitalistically but everyone secretly is. And wants to be. Luddites replace with their opposite, robot overlords sedimenting material fetishes.